Billy G. Verified United States
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Really enjoy the ability to do water safely
Really enjoy the ability to do water safely. Great product and easy to use.
Updated on 10th August 2026
Epic Pump vs LA Pump
I have tested over 30 pumps in the past 5 years. LA Pump have been making cylinders in California for decades. Here is exactly how the two differ, checked line by line against both makers’ own published specs.
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Side by side
Every row below is something you would notice in a real session, not a line on a spec sheet.
Epic Pump
LA Pump
Pieces to connect
One. No hose needed.
Pump, tubing and cylinder
Who does the pumping
A motor. One button.
Your hand on the Deluxe
Water sessions
Air or water, same device
A separate bath package
Reading your pressure
Digital, in inHG and cmHG
A dial, or KPA you convert
Session timer
Counts on the screen
None on the hand pump
Saving your routine
Free app, every session
No app at all
If you order the wrong size
180-day money back guarantee
Cylinders are never returnable
| Epic Pump | LA Deluxe | Hush Pump 2.0 | |
|---|---|---|---|
| What it costs | $349 for the Starter Kit | $154.95 | $174.95 |
| How the vacuum is made | Electric motor inside the head | You squeeze a brass hand pump | A small electric hand pump |
| Pieces to connect | One. Nothing to join | Pump, vinyl tubing and cylinder | Pump, hose and cylinder |
| Where you can use it | Water or air, so anywhere | Air. The bath version is a separate $114.95 package | Air. The bath version is a separate $114.95 package |
| Pressure you can read | Live on screen, inHG and cmHG | A dial gauge on the pump | LCD in KPA, and they point you to an online converter |
| Session timer | Counts on the screen | None | None on this pump |
| Modes on the device | 10 smart modes | None. You control it by hand | 6 smart suction modes |
| App | Build, save and repeat routines | None | None |
| When the seal leaks | Auto-hold puts the pressure back | You squeeze again mid set | Anti-leakage function |
| Getting the fit right | 7 diameters × 2 lengths | 14 diameters and 11 lengths, made to order | 14 diameters and 11 lengths, made to order |
| If you ordered the wrong size | 180-day money back guarantee | Cylinders are non-returnable, even for the wrong size | Cylinders are non-returnable, even for the wrong size |
| Cover if it develops a fault | Faulty pump replaced free | 1 year warranty | 1 year warranty |
| How fast it reaches you | Shipped in 24 hours on weekdays | Ships in 24 to 48 hours, then 2 to 8 days in transit | Custom shapes add 14 to 21 days |
- Wins this row
- Does the job, with a catch
- Weak point
Two very different machines
One is a sealed electric unit with a screen on top. The other is a hand-finished cylinder, a length of tubing and a pump you work yourself.
Epic PumpElectric, one piece
- 1Motor sits inside the head. Nothing to join up
- 2Screen shows live pressure and the session timer
- 3Runs in air or in water, so the shower is optional
- 4Cylinder in the box, and you can send it back
LA PumpHand pump, three pieces
- 1A brass hand pump you squeeze, with a dial gauge on it
- 2Clear vinyl tubing runs from that pump to the cylinder
- 3Cylinder is made to order, and cannot be returned
- 4Air only. The bath version is a separate package
What 15 minutes actually looks like
Epic Pump
Slide on the soft pad and go. It is already one piece.
Your focusOne step
1
Getting set up
LA Pump
Push the tubing onto the pump, then onto the cylinder.
Check the fittings are seated before you start.
Your focusThree parts to join
Epic Pump
Press start. The motor ramps to your target and shows the number.
Your focusOne button
2
Building pressure
LA Pump
Squeeze the handle until the dial reads where you want it.
On the Hush the screen reads KPA, so you convert it in your head.
Your focusYour grip, and a dial
Epic Pump
Auto-hold puts the pressure back. The mode releases and repeats on its own.
Your focusNothing
3
Holding it there
LA Pump
Pressure leaks, so you squeeze again mid set.
Release, rest, repeat, all of it by hand on the Deluxe.
Your focusSqueezing again
Epic Pump
The timer counts down on the screen.
Your focusThe screen
4
Keeping time
LA Pump
There is no timer on the hand pump.
Count the minutes yourself, every set.
Your focusYou are the clock
Epic Pump
Unscrew the head from the cylinder. The routine is saved, so tomorrow is identical.
Your focusSaved in the app
5
Packing up
LA Pump
Pull the tubing off both ends and dry the cylinder.
No record of what you just did.
Your focusNothing saved
LA Pump is a trademark of its owner. The product shown on the right is theirs and appears here only so you can see the two designs side by side.
What makes Epic Pro so superior
Every control on it exists to fix one of the four reasons men quit pumping: guesswork, effort, discomfort, and never running the same session twice.
- Nothing to assemble. One piece. No tubing, no fittings, no hand pump to work.
- Water or air, same device. Water spreads the pressure evenly. Air is near-silent, with no cleanup.
- Press start and walk away. 10 auto-cycling modes ramp, hold, release and repeat on their own.
- You always know the number. Live pressure readout and a built-in timer, right on the head.
- It holds what you set. If the seal leaks, auto-hold puts the pressure straight back.
Pressure readout
See your exact vacuum on the screen. Set a number, hit it every session.
Stopwatch
Session time on the screen. No phone, no counting.
Smart mode switch
10 programmes that ramp, hold and release on their own. Press start.
Unit switcher
inHG or cmHG. One button swaps it.
Release button
One press dumps the vacuum instantly.
Strap attachment
Clip the neck strap. Hands free for the whole session.
USB-C charger
Charges like your phone. Over 10 sessions per charge.
Measured cylinder
Markings down the tube. Read the change, do not guess it.
What buyers said after using it
Verified Judge.me reviews, with the photos they uploaded.
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Brian B. Verified Thailand
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One of a kind
No other pump on the market has such features. Works with water + pressure readout + programmable via app!!
XXX_GRM Verified United States
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Epic set-up
The Pump + Cylinder setup is honestly one of the most well thought out systems I’ve used. From the start, you can tell it’s designed with intention and not just another generic pump. The digital display allows you to clearly track pressure in real time, and the control feels smooth and precise rather than jumpy or inconsistent, which makes a big difference during sessions.
Anonymous Verified United States
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As a person who hadn’t used pumps before this
As a person who hadn’t used pumps before this, I was amazed at just how large it made me on the first pump. The pump has easy instructions and the AI mode does all the work for you.
Where it actually matters
Seven rounds. Same test for both pumps. Here is the card.
Epic Pump
5–2
LA Pump
Round 1How many pieces you handle
Wins the round
One. The motor lives in the head, screwed straight onto the cylinder. Open it and start.
Loses
Three. A pump, a length of vinyl tubing and a cylinder, joined up before every session and pulled apart after.
Round 2Water sessions
Wins the round
Air or water from the same device. Water spreads the pressure evenly, and air lets you skip the shower entirely.
Loses
The Deluxe is air only. Water means buying their Bath Pump package instead, at $114.95, and their own page warns beginners off it because it has no gauge.
Round 3Who does the work
Wins the round
Press one button. The motor ramps, holds and releases, and 10 modes plus your saved routines run the session for you.
Loses
On the Deluxe your hand is the motor. Squeeze, watch the dial, squeeze again when it leaks. The Hush automates it, but there is still no app and no saved routine.
Round 4Knowing your pressure without doing maths
Wins the round
The live number is on the screen in inHG or cmHG, whichever you prefer, and one button swaps between them.
Loses
The Deluxe has an analogue dial you read by eye. The Hush reads in KPA, and their own product page tells you to look up an online KPA to inHG converter.
Round 5If you order the wrong size
Wins the round
A 180-day money back guarantee, and we size the cylinder for you at checkout so it should not come up.
Loses
You tick a box at checkout confirming you measured yourself and that the cylinder cannot be exchanged or returned even if you ordered the wrong size. Get it wrong and you buy another.
Round 6Price
Loses
A Starter Kit is $349. You are paying for the motor, the screen, the app and the water mode.
Wins the round
The Deluxe package is $154.95 and the Hush 2.0 package is $174.95. On sticker price they are well under half of us, and that is a fair point.
Round 7Choice of cylinder
Loses
7 diameters from 1.5 to 2.87 inches in 2 lengths, sized for you at checkout. Enough for most men, but not all.
Wins the round
14 diameters up to 4.75 inches and 11 lengths up to 18 inches, hand-made to order. Nobody in this category matches that, and it is the reason serious pumpers use them.
Final card 5 – 2Epic Pump takes the five that decide it
Results are permanent and real
Up to a full inch of girth is absolutely possible, and the verified buyers below got there. What they report is size that stayed, not the hour of swelling after a session. Erection quality is the change most men notice first, harder and fuller within weeks, and plenty add length on top of it.
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180 days, or a cylinder you cannot send back
LA Pump ask you to tick a box confirming their cylinders cannot be exchanged or returned, even if you ordered the wrong size. We size yours for you, and Epic comes with a 180-day money back guarantee.
Straight answers
Is Epic Pump better than LA Pump?
For the session itself, yes. Epic is one piece with nothing to join up, runs in air or water, times the session, holds the pressure when the seal leaks, and saves the routine in an app. LA Pump is a pump, a length of tubing and a cylinder, and on the Deluxe your hand does the work. Where LA Pump genuinely beat us is price and cylinder choice, and neither of those is close. Pick on that trade.
LA Pump is cheaper. Why pay more?
The Deluxe package is $154.95 and an Epic Pump Starter Kit is $349. That is a real gap and we are not going to argue it away. What the extra buys is a motor instead of your hand, a digital pressure readout and timer on the device, 10 automatic modes, auto-hold when the seal leaks, an app that repeats yesterday exactly, water mode in the same unit, and a 180-day money back guarantee.
Does LA Pump come with a pressure gauge?
Yes. The Deluxe package ships with a dial gauge on the brass pump, and the Hush Pump 2.0 has an LCD. Anyone telling you they have no gauge is wrong. The difference is what you read: an analogue needle you judge by eye, or a KPA figure their own page suggests you run through an online converter, against a live inHG or cmHG number on the Epic screen.
Can I use Epic Pump in water? Can LA Pump?
Epic runs in water exactly the way a hydropump does, and switches to air when you would rather not get in the shower. LA Pump sell water pumping as a separate Bath Pump package at $114.95, and their own page tells beginners not to start with it because there is no gauge on it.
What if I order the wrong cylinder size?
With LA Pump that is your problem. Their Shipping and Returns page states all cylinders are non-returnable, and at checkout you confirm the cylinder cannot be exchanged or returned even if you ordered the wrong size. With Epic we size it for you at checkout, and you get a 180-day money back guarantee.
How much pressure is safe?
Stay under 5 inHG of negative pressure, keep sessions to 15 to 20 minutes, and run 2 to 3 sessions a week. Release the pressure straight away if you feel pain, numbness or a colour change. This is much easier to follow when the number is on a screen in front of you rather than on a dial you are eyeballing mid squeeze.
Does a pump add girth permanently?
Pumping gives you a clear temporary size increase right after a session, and harder erections within a few weeks of consistent use. Permanent girth retention is modest and takes months of regular sessions. Anyone promising big permanent gains fast is selling you something.
What size cylinder do I need?
Diameter matters more than length. Too narrow bruises you, too wide swells the base and kills the seal. Epic cylinders come in 7 diameters from 1.5 to 2.87 inches and 2 lengths, and we size it for you at checkout. LA Pump go much wider, up to 4.75 inches and 18 inches long, made to order. If you are past what we offer, they are the honest answer.
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Four kits, one pump. Nothing to join up, it works dry or in water, and it is backed by a 180-day money back guarantee.
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Not sure which one? Take the 2 minute quizLA Pump prices, package contents, cylinder diameters and lengths, pressure units, warranty, shipping times and the cylinder returns rule were taken from lapump.com in August 2026, from their product pages and their Shipping and Returns page. Prices quoted are the base package price before size surcharges. LA Pump and Hush Pump are trademarks of their owner and are used here for identification and honest comparison only. Prices and policies change, so check the seller’s current terms before you buy. Individual results vary.
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Verified buyers using the Epic system. Not stock photos.
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